Positive Poo — Crochet Desk Buddy With Big Energy

A hand-crocheted poo with googly eyes and a message the whole office needs: "In a world full of turds, be the one that sparkles."

The clever bit: It sits on your desk radiating optimism from an extremely unlikely source. Bad day? The poo believes in you. Deadline? Sparkle anyway.

Soft, palm-sized and emotionally supportive beyond all reasonable expectations.