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Octopus Tentacle Mug — Eight Arms, Zero Help Drinking

$39.99

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A ceramic mug gripped by a giant sculpted octopus tentacle, because your coffee deserves a sea monster. Color is whichever tentacle the supplier sends from current stock.

The clever bit: It makes an ordinary mug feel like it gave up on life. Perfect for ocean lovers and dramatic coffee drinkers.

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