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Giant Croissant Shoulder Bag — Fashion, But Flaky

$35.99

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A wearable croissant with a strap. Soft, golden and shaped exactly like breakfast, it carries your essentials and about forty compliments per outing.

The clever bit: It is a handbag and a pastry in one. Strangers will stop you. Bakery staff will salute you.

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