Burrito Wrap Blanket — Become the Snack

A giant, photorealistic tortilla you wrap around yourself until you are, legally speaking, a burrito. Toasted spots and all.

The clever bit: It is a genuinely cozy blanket that also happens to be the funniest thing on your sofa. Movie nights, naps and photo ops will never recover.

Soft, round and dangerously appetizing. Guacamole sold separately, dignity not included.